Ultra Hilarious..

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then


I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .


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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .


He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .


He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are


Mental hospital is not so far.

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !


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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.


The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

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Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"

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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.


If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to


free u from darkness and if after you pray and your


still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !


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