Singers : Sonu and Shreya

dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se, dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se
dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se
chandni rehti hai jahaan pe
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin

neend chupti hain jahaan pe, neend chupti hain jahaan pe
neend chupti hain jahaan pe
khwaab sajte hain jahaan pe
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin

phool, titli aur kaliyaan, ho gaye tumse khafa
hoo Phool, titli aur kaliyaan, ho gaye tumse khafa
chhen li joh tumne inse, pyaar ki har ek ada
pyaar ki har ek ada
Rang banta hain jahaan pe, rang banta hain jahaan pe
rang banta hain jahaan pe
roop milta hain jahaan se
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin

mere dilke chor ho tum, kiya tumhe ehsaas hai
haan Mere dilke chor ho tum, kiya tumhe ehsaas hai
ishq tha duniya mein jitna, sab tumhare paas hai
sab tumhare paas hai
hey deewanapan jahaan pe, hey deewanapan jahan pe
hey deewanapan jahan pe
bante hain ashiq jahaan pe
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin

dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se, dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se
dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se
chandni rehti hai jahaan pe
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin

వాసంత సమీరం లా
నునువెచ్చని గ్రీష్మం లా
సారంగ సరాగం లా
అరవిచ్చిన లాస్యం లా

ఒక శ్రావణ మేఘం లా
ఒక శ్రావణ మేఘం లా
శరత్చంద్రికల కల లా..

హేమంత తుషారం లా
నవ శిశిర తరంగం లా
కాలం.. జాలం.. లయలొ కలల అలల సవ్వడి లొ
కాలం.. జాలం.. లయలొ కలల అలల సవ్వడి లో
సాగే జీవన గానం అణువణువున ఋతురాగం
సాగే జీవన గానం అణువణువున ఋతురాగం

Title: Nenani Neevani
Singer: Shwetha Prasad
Movie: Kotha Bangaru Lokam
♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥
Pallavi:-
(Nenani Neevani verugaa lemani
Cheppina vinara okkaraina..aa..aa..
Nenu Ni Needaani
Nuvvu Naa nijamani..
Oppukogalara Yepudainaa...aa..aa..
Reppavenakaala Swapnam
Ippudethuraiye Sathyam
Thelusthey...ee..
Antukogalathaa megam
Kotha Bangaaru Lokam
Pilusthey...ee..)

Sa Sa ni..

Modati saari
Madini Cheri
Nidara lepina udayamaa..
VayasulOni pasitanaanni
palakarinche pranayamaa
Mari Kottagaa..
Maro Puttukaa..
Anetattugaa..
Ithi Nee.. Maa..yee..naa..
Pallavi (1 x)

Sa Li Re Sa Li Ro...

Padamu naadi Paruvu needi
Pradhamuvaira priyatamaa
Thagavunaadi theguvaneedi
Geluchuko PurushOttama..
Nuvve daarigaa ninne cheragaa..
EtUchoodakaa Venuventee raanaa..
Pallavi (1 x)

Sa Sa ni..
♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥

We need not worry @ THOSE who have come by BOAT...

BUT we must really worry @ THOSE who have come by VOTE....

Movie --> Ghajini
Song --> Guzarish

Hmmmmm Mm…
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyas Pyas, Tu Agayi Mann Ko Ras Ras, Aab Tho…
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyas Pyas, Tu Agayi Mann Ko Ras Ras
Aab Tho Thu Aaja Pass Pa…, Hain Guzaaarish
Hain Haal To Dil Ka Tang Tang, Thu Rang Ja Mere Rang Rang
Bas Chalna Mere Sang Sang, Hain Guzaaarish
Kehde Thu Han Tho Zindagi, Chainon Se Chhutke Hasegi
Moti Hunge Moti Rahon Meinnn, Yeh Yeh Yeh
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyas Pyas, Tu Agayi Mann Ko Ras Ras
Aab Tho Thu Aaja Pass Pas…, Hain Guzaaarish

Sheeshe Ke Khwaab Lekke, Raaton Mein Chal Raha Hon
Takrana Jao Kahin…
Aasha Ki Lon Hain Roshan, Phir Bhi Toffan Ka Dhar Hain
Lon Bhuj Na Jaye Kahin…
Bas Eak Haan Ki Guzaarish, Phir Hogi Khusiyon Ki Baarish
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyas Pyas, Tu Agayi Mann Ko Ras Ras
Aab Tho Thu Aaja Pass Pas…, Hain Guzaaarish
Hmmm Mmm Mm Mmm Mmm Mm Mmm Hmmmmm Mm…
Oho Ohhhhhhhhhh Oho Ohhhhhhhhh..

Chanda Hain Aasman Hain, Aur Badal Bhee Gane Hain
Yeh Chandaaa Chup Jaye Na…
Tanhayi Das Rahin Hain, Aur Dhadkan Bad Rahi Hain
Eak Pal Bhi Chain Aaye Na…
Kaisi Aajab Dastaan Hain, Bheechainiyan Baas Yahan Hain Oh
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyas Pyas, Tu Agayi Mann Ko Ras Ras
Aab Tho Thu Aaja Pass Passsssss, Hain Guzaaarish
Hain Haal Tho Dil Ka Thang Thang, Tu Rang Ja Mere Rang Rang
Bas Chalna Mere Sang Sang, Hain Guzaaarish
Tu Meri Adhuri Pyas Pyas, Hmm M M M Hmmm

Over the river and through the wood
To grandfather's house we go.
The horse knows the way
To carry the sleigh
Through white and drifted snow.

Over the river and through the wood
Oh, how the wind does blow!
It stings the toes
And bites the nose,
As over the ground we go.

Over the river and through the wood
To have a first-rate play.
Hear the bells ring,
Ting-a-ling-ling!
Hurray for Thanksgiving Day!

Over the river and through the wood,
Trot fast, my dapple gray!
Spring over the ground
Like a hunting hound.
For this is Thanksgiving Day!

Over the river and through the wood,
And straight throught the barnyard gate.
We seem to go
Extremely slow
It is so hard to wait!

Over the river and through the wood
Now grandmother's cap I spy!
Hurrah for fun!
Is the pudding done?
Hurrah for the pumpkin pie!

The top ten most irritating phrases:
1 - At the end of the day
2 - Fairly unique
3 - I personally
4 - At this moment in time
5 - With all due respect
6 - Absolutely
7 - It's a nightmare
8 - Shouldn't of
9 - 24/7
10 - It's not rocket science

Courtesy : Britain's Telegraph newspaper brings us word of a list of most irritating phrases,

Get Up & Try Again

'Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.'
--Chinese proverb

The Default Position Should Be Listening

'Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.'
--Spanish proverb

Stirring Up Trouble Has One Advantage: It Yields Knowledge

'The troubles deep in the pot are known only by the spoon.'
--old Italian proverb

How Right You Are

'If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.'
--Henry Ford

Hindi Song Title: Mujhe Jaan Na Kaho Meri Jaan
Hindi Movie/Album Name: ANUBHAV
Singer(s): GEETA DUTT
Hindi Lyrics:

meri jaan, mujhe jaan na kaho meri jaan
meri jaan, meri jaan, mujhe jaan na kaho meri jaan
meri jaan, meri jaan
(jaan na kaho anjaan mujhe
jaan kahaa rehti hai sadaa) 2
anjaane, kya jaane
jaan ke jaaye kaun bhala
meri jaan, mujhe jaan na kaho meri jaan
meri jaan, meri jaan
(sookhe saawan baras gaye
kitni baar in aankhon se) 2
do boondein naa barse
in bheegi palkon se
meri jaan, mujhe jaan na kaho meri jaan
meri jaan, meri jaan
(honth jhuke jab honthon par
saans uljhi ho saanson mein) 2
do judwaan honthon ki
baat kaho aankhon se
meri jaan, mujhe jaan na kaho meri jaan
meri jaan, meri jaan, mujhe jaan na kaho meri jaan (smile)
meri jaan, meri jaan

Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over." I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead "I will come next Tuesday", I promised little reluctantly on her third call.

Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still, I had promised, and reluctantly I drove there. When I finally walked into Carolyn's house I was welcomed by the joyful sounds of happy children. I delightedly hugged and greeted my grandchildren.

"Forget the daffodils, Carolyn! The road is invisible in these clouds and fog, and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see badly enough to drive another inch!"

My daughter smiled calmly and said, "We drive in this all the time, Mother." "Well, you won't get me back on the road until it clears, and then I'm heading for home!" I assured her.

"But first we're going to see the daffodils. It's just a few blocks," Carolyn said. "I'll drive. I'm used to this."

"Carolyn," I said sternly, "please turn around."

"It's all right, Mother, I promise. You will never forgive yourself if you miss this experience."

After about twenty minutes, we turned onto a small gravel road and I saw a small church. On the far side of the church, I saw a hand lettered sign with an arrow that read, " Daffodil Garden ." We got out of the car, each took a child's hand, and I followed Carolyn down the path. Then, as we turned a corner, I looked up and gasped. Before me lay the most glorious sight.

It looked as though someone had taken a great vat of gold and poured it over the mountain peak and its surrounding slopes. The flowers were planted in majestic, swirling patterns, great ribbons and swaths of deep orange, creamy white, lemon yellow, salmon pink, and saffron and butter yellow. Each different-colored variety was planted in large groups so that it swirled and flowed like its own river with its own unique hue. There were five acres of flowers.

"Who did this?" I asked Carolyn.

"Just one woman," Carolyn answered. "She lives on the property. That's her home." Carolyn pointed to a well-kept A-frame house, small and modestly sitting in the midst of all that glory. We walked up to the house.

On the patio, we saw a poster. "Answers to the Questions I Know You Are Asking", was the headline. The first answer was a simple one. "50,000 bulbs," it read. The second answer was, "One at a time, by one woman. Two hands, two feet, and one brain." The third answer was, "Began in 1958."

For me, that moment was a life-changing experience. I thought of this woman whom I had never met, who, more than forty years before, had begun, one bulb at a time, to bring her vision of beauty and joy to an obscure mountaintop. Planting one bulb at a time, year after year, this unknown woman had forever changed the world in which she lived. One day at a time, she had created something of extraordinary magnificence, beauty, and inspiration.

The principle her daffodil garden taught is one of the greatest principles of celebration.

That is, learning to move toward our goals and desires one step at a time--often just one baby-step at time--and learning to love the doing, learning to use the accumulation of time. When we multiply tiny pieces of time with small increments of daily effort, we too will find we can accomplish magnificent things. We can change the world ...

"It makes me sad in a way," I admitted to Carolyn. "What might I have accomplished if I had thought of a wonderful goal thirty-five or forty years ago and had worked away at it 'one bulb at a time' through all those years? Just think what I might have been able to achieve!"

My daughter summed up the message of the day in her usual direct way."Start tomorrow," she said.

She was right. It's so pointless to think of the lost hours of yesterdays. The way to make learning a lesson of celebration instead of a cause for regret is to only ask, "How can I put this to use today?"

Use the Daffodil Principle. Stop waiting.....

Until your car or home is paid off; Until you get a new car or home; Until your kids leave the house; Until you go back to school --

Until you clean the house; Until you organize the garage; Until you clean off your desk; Until you lose 10 lbs.; Until you gain 10 lbs.;

Until you get married; Until you get a divorce; Until you have kids; Until the kids go to school; Until you retire;

Until summer; Until spring; Until winter; Until fall

*There is no better time than right now to be happy.*

Happiness is a journey, not a destination. So work like you don't need money. Love like you've never been hurt, and, Dance like no one's watching. *

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think.
Words are secondary.
Thoughts live; they travel far. --Swami Vivekananda

If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have $49 today.

If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have $33 today.

If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have $0.0 today.

But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of BEER 1 year ago, drank all of them, returned the ALUMINIUM CANS for a recycling refund, you would have $214.
INVEST WISELY...

Ethics is not just about “not doing wrong”, it is about “proactively doing right”

Came across the blog, the Olympic Gold Medallist :)

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Snatched dis link from one of the buddy blogger :)

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Few examples :

Al Desco -Describes any meal eaten at your desk (you have our sympathies if it's dinner).
ALAP -As Late As Possible
Blamestorming - Meeting to discuss a failure and find a scapegoat
Deja moo - The nagging feeling that you've heard this B.S. before
Enail - An email sent for the sole purpose of making a point in writing, usually at another person's expense. Most effective when cc'ed to as many senior people as possible
Facipulate - An unfortunate mix of 'facilitate' and 'manipulate', this contrived verb refers to influencing the course of a discussion by indirectly promoting particular lines of thought
FUBAR-F***ed Up Beyond All Repair
Head shunting - The secret hiring of a head hunter to persuade an ineffectual employee to take a position at another firm. Nicely eliminates the mess of having to fire someone

This is a true story that happened in Japan.
In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built. What happened? The lizard has survived in such position for 10 years!!!!!!! !!! In a dark wall partition for 10 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling. Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 10 years!!! without moving a single step--since its foot was nailed! So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came appears another lizard, with food in its mouth. Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 10 years..

. Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 10 long years, without giving up hope on its partner. Think, will u do that to your partner? Think that will you do it to your Mom who brought you after a big struggle of nine long months?
Or at least to your Dad, Friends, Co-workers, brothers and Sisters? Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.
As information and communication technology advances, our access to information becomes faster and faster. But the distance between human beings . . .. is it getting closer as well? Please never abandon your loved ones

Never Say U R Busy When They Really Need You ....

You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet.....
But You Might Be The Only World To Them....

A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loves you thru all odds..


Before you say something just remember..It takes a moment to Break but an entire life to make...
To Live Use Heart And to Survive use Brains.

Then Life would be a paradise Unfurling only Love Joy and
Happiness... ...

Spread this message to everyone you Love and Help them Live life and not
merely Survive.....

A Beautiful song for the exotic Indian Rain.One of the sensuous songs from the critically acclaimed award-winning 'MTV Album of the year' by the most popular singers of Indi-pop music,Hariharan & Leslie Lewis a.k.a Colonial Cousins.A suitable song to be heard when u feel bored & sit in your lawn having a hot coffee in the cold rains to make you feel the nature's beauty.

Rain Clouds in the sky, ( I ) Don't know why
They make me blue, when I'm thinking of you

Maybe they want to cry, As I walk on by
Hiding my tears, in a world of good byes

{Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena ///
Dhentha Dhena na.........na ne na }

Love during summer rain, Causes no pain
Cause I'm looking back, at you once again

Memories crowding my mind, You're one of a kind
Life with out love, I'm helpless I'm dying

{Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena ///
Dhentha Dhena na.........na ne na }

Rain drops and dance, strange kind of romance
I don't know why (whether) to cry out loud, But I'm feeling fine
Watch the rhythm of the rain falling down

{Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena ///
falling down //.............}

sa, re, ma, pa, ni ma, ni, re ni, ma, ma, re, ni, sa, re, ma, ma,
re
ma ma re ....... ma, ma, sa, re, ni, ma, ni, sa, re, ma, ma, re, ma, pa, ni
pa, ni, sa ni, sa, re, ma, re, ni, ma

Rain drops and dance, strange kind of romance
I don't know why (whether) to cry out loud, But I'm feeling fine
Watch the rythm of the rain falling down

(Trumpet Solo)

Rain falling around, Its just the sound
I like to here, when my hearts feeling down

{Ah..............}

Try to smile once again, As they slash in my window pain
I quiet like that, I don't mind
I've got no complaint

{Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena ///
Dhentha Dhena na.........na ne na }

Rain drops and dance, strange kind of romance
I don't know why (whether) to cry out loud, But I'm feeling fine
Watch the rhythm of the rain falling down

{Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena ///
falling down //.............}

(Trumpet Solo)

{Ah..............}

ma, re, sa, ma .....................ni, dha
ma, re, sa, ma .....................
ma, re, sa, ma .....................re
ma, re, sa ......................................... (fade)

Kabhi kabhi Aditi zindagi mein yuhi koi apna lagta hai.
Kabhi kabhi Aditi wo bichhar jaaye to ek sapna lagta hai.
Aise mei koi kaise apne aansu o ko behne se roke?
Aur kaise koi sochle everything's gonna be ok?

Kabhi kabhi to lage zindagi mein rahi naa khushi aur naa mazaa.
Kabhi kabhi to lage har din mushkil aur har pal ek sazaa.
Aise mein koi kaise mushkuraye, kaise hasde khush hoke?
Aur kaise koi soch de everything gonna be ok?


Soch jara jaaneja tujhko hum kitna chahte hai.
Rotein hai hum bhi aggar teri ankhon mein aansu aate hai.
Gaane to aata nahi hai magar phir bhi hum gaate hai.
Ke Aditi maana kabhi-kabhi saare jahan mein andhera hota hai;
Lekin raat ke baad hi to sabera hota hai.

Kabhi kabhi Aditi zindagi mei yuhi koi apna lagta hai.
Kabhi kabhi Aditi wo bichhar jaaye to ek sapna lagta hai.
Hey Aditi Hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde, hasde tu zara.
Nahi to bus thora thora thora thora thora, thora mushkura.


Tu khush hai to lage ke jahan mein chhaayi hai khushi.
Suraj nikle baadlon se aur baatein zindagi.
Suun to jara madhosh hawa tujhse kehne lagi.
Ke Aditi wo jo bichhad-te hai ek na ek din phir mil jaate hai;
Aditi jaane tu ya jaane na phool phir khil jaate hai.

Kabhi kabhi Aditi zindagi mei yuhi koi apna lagta hai.
Kabhi kabhi Aditi wo bichhar jaaye to ek sapna lagta hai.
( Hey Aditi Hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde, hasde tu zara.
Nahi to bus thora thora thora thora thora, thora mushkura.

Fatima bi( one of the village panch) to kaveri amma:: ek baat yaad rakhna..... Apne hi paani mein pighal jaana baraf ka muqaddar hota hai........ samjha dena us chhokre ko..... (Movie -- Swades)

Sameer - Tujhe kya lagta hai, main roz is takiye par baithta hoon...(Movie -- Dil Chahta Hai)

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
'Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!'

Totally ta ken aback with such a cordial note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says,
"Well dad, you came home around 3AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".

Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said,
'LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!'"

Moral:
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - 'PRICELESS'

Frnds, Just got the forward from one of my frnd, some of them are ultimatesssssss.
Have Fun :)

Rajanikanth makes onions cry

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............ he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

This is hysterical.
You have to try this.
It is absolutely true.
I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds.

I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.

It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......)and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift yourright foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.

I told you so!!!

And there's nothing you can do about it!

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

Jocelyn married William this day. At the end of the wedding party, Jocelyn's
mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With $1000 deposit
amount.

Mother: 'Jocelyn, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage
life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life,
put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more
memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first
one for you today. Do the others with William. When you look back after
years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Jocelyn shared this with William when getting home. They both thought it was
a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: $100, first birthday celebration for William after marriage
- 1 Mar: $300, salary raise for Jocelyn
- 20 Mar: $200, vacation trip to Bali
- 15 Apr: $2000, Jocelyn got pregnant
- 1 Jun: $1000, William got promoted
.
.
.
.
..... and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.
They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty
people in the world.... no more love... Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Jocelyn talked to her Mother:

'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I
decided to marry this guy!!!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you
really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the
saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend
it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Jocelyn thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue
and planning to cancel the account.

While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked,
and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and
happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She
left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to William, asked him to spend
the money before getting divorce.

The next day, William gave the passbook back to Jocelyn. She found a new
deposit of $5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice
how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happieness you've
brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask.
I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the
good years in their life.

IDIOCY (noun):- Extreme Mental Retardation.

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
..Maybe.

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:
I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....!

If you answer correctly...at least satisfy with this... that's why it is called bonus...

Friendship between women:

A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship between men:

A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
saying: "Free to good home.You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

>>> >Caution... They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and >said... "where???"

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific".
>>> >They Walk Among Us!!!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but, "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

>>>> They Walk Among Us!!!!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to
cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!!!!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... >>> >(maybe I should have bought 10 cases)

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trainedprofessional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has you plane arrived yet?"...

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

>>> >Yep, they walk among us>>> >AND they reproduce!

The Saptapathi rites involves taking seven steps walking around the fire. According to Hindu Law codes [Yalgnavakya Smrithi], completion of the seventh step is the moment of completion of marriage for all legal purposes. For each step they say a manthra as follows:

Step 1. Groom: "My beloved, our love became firm by walking one step with me. You will offer me the food and be helpful in every way. I will cherish you and provide for the welfare and happiness of you and our children.

Step 1. Bride: "This is my humble submission to you, my lord . You kindly gave me responsibility of the home, food and taking charge of the finance. I promise you that I shall discharge all responsibilities for the welfare of the family and children.

Step 2. Groom : My beloved, you have now walked the second step with me. Fill my heart with strength and courage and together we shall protect the household and children.

Step 2. Bride: My lord, in your grief, I shall fill your heart with strength, In your happiness, I shall rejoice. I promise you that I will please you always with sweet words and take care of the family and children and you shall love me alone as your wife.

Step 3. Groom: My beloved, now you have walked three steps with me. By virtue of this, our wealth and prosperity are bound to grow. I shall look upon all other women as my sisters. Together, we will educate our children and may they live long.

Step 3. Bride: My lord, I will love you with single minded devotion as my husband. I will treat all other men as my brothers. My devotion to you is of a chaste wife and you are my joy. This is my commitment and pledge to you.

Step 4. Groom: My beloved, it is a great blessing that you have walked four steps with me. You have brought auspeciousness and sacredness into my life. May we be blessed with obedient and noble children. May they be blessed with long life.

Step 4. Bride: My lord, I will decorate you from your feet up with flowers, garlands and anoint you with sandal wood paste and fragrance. I will serve you and please you in every way.

Step 5. Groom: My beloved, now that you have walked the five steps with me, you have enriched my life. May God bless you. May our loved ones live long and share in our prosperity.

Step 5. Bride: My lord, I share both in your joys and sorrows. Your love will make me trust and honor you. I will carry out your wishes.

Step 6. Groom: My beloved, you have filled my heart with happiness by walking six steps with me. May you fill my heart with great joy and peace from time to time.

Step 6. Bride: My lord, in all acts of righteousness, in material prosperity and in every form of enjoyment and divine acts, I promise you that I shall participate and shall always be with you.

Step 7. Groom: My beloved, as you walked the seven steps with me, our Love and friendship became eternal. We experienced spiritual union in God. Now you have become completely mine and I offer my life to you. Our marriage will be for ever.

Step 7. Bride: My lord, as per the law of God and the Holy scriptures [Vedas] I have become your spouse. Whatever promises we gave, we have spoken with pure mind. We will be truthful to each other in all things. We will love each other for ever.

After these seven steps, the marriage become legal by Hindu law codes. Then, they both say: "Now let us make a vow together. We shall share the same food, share the strengths, the same tastes. We shall be of one mind, we shall observe the vows together; I shall be the Sama, you the Rigveda; I shall be upper world, you the earth; I shall be the Sukhilam. you the Holder; Together we shall live and beget children, and other riches. Come thou, Oh, sweet-worded girl."

Sapthapathi Mantras - shorter version

The following are the Manthras for the seven steps around the Holy Fire during the Sapthapathi commonly used in South India in the Smãrtha Sampradhãya, which is a shorter version of that in the Yajñyavãkkya Smrithis.

Step 1.:- Ekamishe - Vishnuthva - Anvethu -
Step 2.:- Dhve Oorjve - Vishnuthva - Anvethu -
Step 3.:- Threeni Vruthaya - Vishnuthva - Anvethu -
Step 4.:- Chathvaari Maayo - Vishnuthva - Anvethu -
Step 5.:- Pancha Pasubhyaha - Vishnuthva - Anvethu -
Step 6.:- Shadru Thubhyaha - Vishnuthva - Anvethu -
Step 7.:- Sapth Sapthabhyaha - Vishnuthva - Anvethu -

"Sakaa -Sapthapadha -bhava Sakaayov -Saptha padhaa –Bhaboova"
By these seven steps you have taken with me, you have become my best friend.

"Sakyam -the' -Ghame'yam Sakyaath -the' Maayosham -Sakyan me"
I will never move out of this relationship. God has united us in this bondage.

"Maayosta -Samayaava -Samayaava Sangalpaavahai –Sampriyov"
We shall perform all activities together with love and affection.

"Rosishnu -Sumanasyamanov Ishamoorjam - abhi –Savasaanov"
Let us be friendly in our thoughts. Let us observe our duties and rituals together.

"Managhumsi -Samvrathaas smu Chiththaani -Aakaram –Sathvamasi"
If you are the lyrics, I am the music. If you are the music, I am the lyrics.

"Amooham -Amoohamasmi saa -Thvam –dhyowraham"
If I am the heavenly body, you are the earthly world.

"Pruthivee thvam -Retho' aham -retho' Bhruthvam –Manohamasmi"
While I am the life source, you are the carrier of the same.

"vak thvam -Saamaa ham asmi -Rukthvam –Saamaam"
I am the thoughts and you are the speech.

"Anuvradhaa -bhava Pumse' Pumse' -Puthraaya- Veththavai"
While you are the words, I am the meaning.

"Sriyai -Puthraaya -Veththavai ehi -Soonrurute"
With your sweet words, come with me to lead a prosperous life begetting our progeny with [male] children.

Maangalyam Shloka

mAngalyam tantunAnena mama jIvanA hethunA |
kaNThe: badhnami subhage! sanjIva Sarada: Satam ||

Meaning: This is a sacred thread, this is essential for my long life. I tie this around your neck
O maiden, having many auspicious attributes, may you live happily for a hundred years

soniye hiriye teri yaad aandi ye
seene vich tadapta hai dil jaan jaandi ye....[2]

tuhi jind meri ye dil da karaar ni..
tuhi jind meri ye dil da karaar
tu aaja tenu rabda wasta..[2]
udekta main tera rasta

kinna tenu chaava ey na samjhi tu..
tere naam kitti zindagii,
jab tu milengi tenu dassange
tere naal meri har khusi...

tuhi jind meri ye dil da karaar ni..
tuhi jind meri ye dil da karaar
tu aaja tenu rabda wasta..[2]
udekta main tera rasta

soniye hiriye teri yaad aandi ye
seene vich tadapta hai dil jaan jaandi ye...

suna suna dil da aasiyaana hai
suni zameen ho asmaa..
khoya khoya renda mera paagal dil
aaja laut ke hun aa bhi jaa...

tuhi jind meri ye dil da karaar ni..
tuhi jind meri ye dil da karaar
tu aaja tenu rabda wasta..[2]
udekta main tera rasta

soniye hiriye teri yaad aandi ye
seene vich tadapta hai dil jaan jaandi ye...[2]


seene vich tadapta hai dil jaan jaandi ye...

soniye ......jaan jandi ye

jaan jaandi ye


singer:shael
album:aitbaar

Ho, goom hai kisi ke pyaar mein dil subaah shaam
Par tumhe likh nahin paaoon main uska naam
Haai raam, haai raam
Subaah shaam

--FEMALE--
Ho, goom hai kisi ke pyaar mein dil subaah shaam
Par tumhe likh nahin paaoon main uska naam
Haai raam, haai raam

--MALE--
Ho, socha hai ek din main usse milke
Keh daaloon apne sab haal dil ke
Aur kar doon jeevan uske hawaale
Phir chhod de chaahe apna bana le
Main to uska re hua deewaana
Ab to jaisa bhi mera ho anjaam
Goom hai kisi ke pyaar mein dil subaah shaam
Par tumhe likh nahin paaoon main uska naam
Haai raam

--FEMALE--
Haai haai haai haai raam
Chaaha hai tumne jis baawri ko
Voh bhi sajanwa chaahe tumhi ko
Naina uthaaye to pyaar samjho
Palkein jhuka de to ikraar samjho
Rakhti hai kab se chhupa chhupaake
Apni honton mein piya tera naam
Goom hai kisi ke pyaar mein dil subaah shaam
Par tumhe likh nahin paaoon main uska naam

--MALE--
Ho, goom hai kisi ke pyaar mein

--FEMALE--
Dil subaah shaam

--MALE--
Par tumhe likh nahin paaoon

--FEMALE--
Main uska naam

--MALE--
Haai raam

--FEMALE--
Haai raam

Searching the song for a while, finally find it, dis song keep remind me of my childhood days, DD1 rangoli, wow miss those days :)

Dheere Dheere Bol Koi Sun Na Le
Sun Na Le Koi Sun Na Le
Sej Se Kaliyan Chun Na Le
Chun Na Le Koi Chun Na Le
Humko Kisi Ka Darr Nahin
Koi Zor Jawaani Par Nahin
Dheere Dheere...
Kuchh Keh Le Kuchh Kar Le Yeh Sansar
Hum Premi Hain Hum To Karenge Pyar
Koi Dekh Le...To Dekh Le
Koi Jaan Le...To Jaan Le
Koi Dosh Hamaare Sar Nahin
Koi Zor Jawaani Par Nahin
Dheere Dheere...
Baaton Ke Badle Aankhon Se Lo Kaam
Varna Hum Ho Jayenge Re Badnam
Naadan Tum, Anjaan Hum
Beimaan Tum, Beimaan Hum
Kyon Chain Tumhe Pal Bhar Nahin
Koi Zor Jawaani Par Nahin
Dheere Dheere...
Ek Ek Din Ab Lagta Hai Ek Saal
Tere Bina Ab Mera Bhi Hai Yahi Haal
Aa Pyaar Kar...Duniya Se Dar...
Mat Door Ja...Mat Paas Aaa...
Maein Sheesha Hoon Pathhar Nahin
Koi Zor Jawaani Par Nahin
Dheere Dheere...

hujoor is kadar bhee naa itaraake chaliye
khule aam aanchal naa laharaa ke chaliye

koee manachalaa agar pakad legaa aanchal
jaraa sochiye aap kyaa kijeeyegaa
lagaa de agar, badh ke julfon mein kaliyaan
to kyaa apanee julfe zatak dijeeyegaa

badee dilanashee hain haseen kee ye ladeeyaan
ye motee magar yoo naa bikharaayaa kije
udaa ke naa le jaaye zonkaa hawaa kaa
lachakataa badan yoo naa laharaayaa kije

bahot khubasoorat hain, har baat lekin
agar dil bhee hotaa, to kyaa baat hotee
likhee jaatee fir daastaan-ye-mohabbat
yek afasaane jaisee mulaakaat hotee

Movie Name: The Great Gambler (1979)
Singer: Asha Bhosle
Music Director: Burman R D
Lyrics: Anand Bakshi
Year: 1979

Do Lafzo.N Kii Hai, Dil Kii Kahaanii
Yaa Hai Mohabbat, Yaa Hai Javaanii

Dil Kii Baato.N Kaa Matalab Na Puuchho
Kuchh Aur Hamase Bas Ab Na Puuchho
Jisake Liye Hai, Duniyaa Diivaanii
Yaa Hai Mohabbat, Yaa Hai Hai Javaanii

Is Zi.Ndagii Ke, Din Kitane Kam Hai
Kitane Hai Kushiyaa.N, Aur Kitane Gam Hai.N
Lag Jaa Gale Se, Rut Hai Suhaanii
Yaa Hai Mohabbat, Yaa Hai Javaanii

Ye Kashtii Vaalaa, Kyaa Gaa Rahaa Hai
Koii Ise Bhii, Yaad Aa Rahaa Hai
Jisake Liye Hai, Duniyaa Diivaanii
Yaa Hai Mohabbat, Yaa Hai Javaanii

Do Lafzo.N Kii Hai, Dil Kii Kahaanii
Yaa Hai Mohabbat, Yaa Hai Javaanii

What I dream I had:
Pressed in organdy;
Clothed in crinoline of smoky burgundy;
Softer than the rain.
I wandered empty streets
Down past the shop displays.
I heard cathedral bells
Tripping down the alley ways,
As I walked on.

And when you ran to me
Your cheeks flushed with the night.
We walked on frosted fields of juniper and lamplight,
I held your hand.
And when I awoke and felt you warm and near,
I kissed your honey hair with my grateful tears.
Oh I love you, girl.
Oh, I love you.
Courtesy :From Simon and Garfunkel: For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her

So youre leaving
In the morning
On the early train
But I could say everythings alright
And I could pretend and say goodbye

Got your ticket
Got your suitcase
Got your leaving smile
Oh, I could say thats the way it goes
And I could pretend and you wont know
That I was lying

Because I cant stop loving you
No, I cant stop loving you
No, I wont stop loving you
Why should i

We took a taxi
To the station
Not a word was said
And I saw you walk across the road
For maybe the last time, I dont know

Feeling humble
Heard a rumble
On the railway track
And when I hear the whistle blow
I walk away and you wont know
That ill be crying

Because I cant stop loving you
No, I cant stop loving you
No, I wont stop loving you
Why should i

Even try
Ill always be here by your side (why why why)
I never wanted to say goodbye
Im always here if you change, change your mind

So your leaving
In the morning
On the early train
But I could say everythings alright
And I could pretend and say goodbye
But that would be lying,no

Because I cant stop loving you
(cant stop loving you)
No, I cant stop loving you
(I wont stop loving you)
No, I wont stop loving you
Why should I even try
Because I cant stop loving you
(cant stop loving you)
No, I cant stop loving you
(thats all I can do)
No, I wont stop loving you
Why should i
(why should I)
Why should i
(tell me why)
Why should I even try
--Courtesy : Phil Collins: Can’t Stop Loving You

Full of Masti, fun and little little work, this is how life@netapp.com is!!! Almost 9 months with no breaks had fun fun fun and only fun... Work environment was too gud. I miss u netapp, will surely join u if I get a oopty.

Frnds, couple of praises from my last project

Dhanjay has been invaluable to the SAP-Stage and Data Miner process and he will surely be missed. I have relied on his expertise and I will miss his genuine ability to get things done and his willingness to help me and everyone else.
-- Jim McMahan

I would like to thank Dhanjay for all the work he did to help me.
The work he did is giving me the ability to run my business, control my accounts and money.
For NetApp, Support Operations and me this was business critical.
Especially the efforts delivered to squeeze my (late submitted queries) into his busy schedule is extremely appreciated.
I enjoyed working with Dhanjay and the work he delivered pais off.
Dhanjay, much success wished in next opportunities.
-- Best regards, Michel Bangels

We are going to miss you Dhanjay. You've done a tremendous job in the past
couple of months.
Thanks a lot Dhanjay.
--Edwin Lichteveld

Can only repeat what Edwin is writing. You helped us a lot!!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
-- Greetings joe (Blum, Joachim)

Dhanjay,
You have been a tremendous help. We will surely miss you.
--Gary (Craig, Gary)

Thank you for your excellent work! I know I am not alone in wishing your
didn't have to leave.
--Tim (Kirby, Timothy)

Good luck on your next project, and thank you for the great job and help you did on this one.
-- Chris (Chris Peterson)

and lots lots lots lots of more.....................

A middle aged Andhra-Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche.

He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Ford Crown Victoria Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 mph to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, what the hell am I doing? "I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.

The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Wednesday 22 November a day before Thanksgiving "If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go.

The man looked back at the Policeman and said,

Last week my wife, who is from Andhra-Pradesh ran off with an American Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back.

"The Policeman said, "Have a nice day, sir"

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Celebration means...
Four friends. raining outside. Four glasses of Tea.

Celebration means...
Hundred bucks of petrol. A rusty old bike. And an open road.

Celebration means...
A hostel Tea. A hostel room. 12 a.m.

Celebration means...
3 old friends. 3 separate cities. 3 coffee mugs. 1 internet messenger.

Celebration means...
Rain on a hot tin roof. Pakodas deep-frying. Neighbours dropping in. A party.

Celebration means...
You and mom. A summer night. A bottle of coconut oil. A head massage.

You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Hundreds of Thousands on weddings,
But to celebrate
All you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,

'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much
misery is enough!'

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.

'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'

She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!'

MORAL:

No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.

The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.

OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE. AFTER ALL WE WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S DREAM.

A gentleman once visited a temple under Construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God.
Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?"
"No," Said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage."

The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" asked the gentleman.

"There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor, still busy with his work.
"Where are you going to install the idol?"
The sculptor replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high.
"If the idol is that far, who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?" the gentleman asked.

The sculptor stopped his work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I know it and God knows it!"

Excellence= Motivation * Square of confidence.

Moral
The desire to excel should be exclusive of the fact whether someone appreciates it or not. Excellence is a drive from inside, not outside.

Excel at a task today - not necessarily for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction.

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)In the rain (+8)But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy(-2)Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the
colours of your favourite team (-10)

A conversation abt the process of selecting a software bridegroom….
Enjoy reading….

Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?

Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I am confused because of it.

Vidhya: what is the confusion about?

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other field. That's I why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion .

Vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.

Nithya: first is a manager.

Vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept.

Nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer.

Vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good …

Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the performance test engineer.

Vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!

Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.

Nithya: then tell about them.

Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.
Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time.

Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom….

Yeh Hosla Kaise Juke,
Yeh Aarzoo Kaise Ruke - 2

Manzil Muskil to kya,
Bundla Sahil to kya,
Tanha Ye Dil to Kya
Ho Hooo

Raah Pe Kante Bikhre agar,
Uspe to phir bhi chalna hi hai,
Saam Chhupale Suraj magar,
Raat ko ek din Dhalana hi hai,

Rut ye tal jayegi,
Himmat rang layegi,
Subha phir aayegi
Hoooo

Yeh Hosla Kaise Juke,
Yeh Aarzoo Kaise Ruke - 2

Hogi hame to rehmat ada,
Dhup kategi saaye tale,
Apni khuda se hai ye Dua,
Manzil lagale humko gale

Zurrat so baar rahe,
Uncha Ikraar rahe,
Zinda har pyar rahe
Hoooo

Yeh Hosla Kaise Juke,
Yeh Aarzoo Kaise Ruke - 2

Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) and Molly Jensen (Demi Moore) are a happy and loving couple living in New York City. The only problem in their relationship is Sam's apparent discomfort with saying "I love you" to his girlfriend, only responding to her saying it with "ditto." This bothers Molly, who feels she needs to hear him say "I love you" in return.

One night, while walking back to his new apartment after going to the theatre, he encounter his old friend dh@nu (Dhanjay Singh).

Dh@nu consoled Sam and the below pic shows you that. :)

U want & U wait...That is time...

U want but U compromise...That's life...

&

U want,U wait & U dont compromise...

That is Success!!!

Self Motivitation



Mc Burnt


Lenin Dis-assemble



Skiddy, Kiddy :)



The ASS Family

When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window.Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, and then drive away.

But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself.

So I walked to the door and knocked. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.

After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie.

By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.

There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard box filled with photos and glassware.

'Would you carry my bag out to the car?' she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, and then returned to assist the woman.

She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb.
She kept thanking me for my kindness. 'It's nothing', I told her. 'I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother treated'.

'Oh, you're such a good boy', she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address, and then asked, 'Could you drive through downtown?'

'It's not the shortest way,' I answered quickly.

'Oh, I don't mind,' she said. 'I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to a hospice'.

I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. 'I don't have any family left,' she continued. 'The doctor says I don't have very long.' I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.

'What route would you like me to take?' I asked.

For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator.

We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds. She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.

Sometimes she'd ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.

As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, 'I'm tired. Let's go now.'

We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico.

Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move. They must have been expecting her.

I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.

'How much do I owe you?' she asked, reaching into her purse.

'Nothing,' I said.

'You have to make a living,' she answered.

'There are other passengers,' I responded.

Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug. She held onto me tightly.

'You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,' she said. 'Thank you.'

I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light. Behind me, a door shut. It was the sound of the closing of a life.

I didn't pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day, I could hardly talk. What if that woman had gotten an angry driver, or one who was impatient to end his shift?

What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?

On a quick review, I don't think that I have done anything more important in my life.

We're conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.

But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.


PEOPLE MAY NOT REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID, OR WHAT YOU SAID, ~BUT~THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW YOU MADE THEM FEEL.


Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.