1: Pronounciation of "Om" in proper way- this process helps in inhaling maximum oxygen in body which is benfitial for body and health.Shank phookana good for phephde(lung)&make strong.
Gayatri mantra if practiced regularly and with proper way can do wonders. Gayatri mantra is a purely scientific thing. The words in the Gayatri mantra produce 24 kinds of vibration
which has effect on the 24 glands of our body.
2: Chandan (sandlewood) tilak or lining is applied on our body hot spot that is on forehead which cools our head and body, red is symbol of blood and haldi (turmeric) is antibiotic, sindoor (first know about it then use only)
each religion has a tradition to cover there head while prayers it is just to cover the cephalic nurves to concentrate,and protect those nerves but in hindu culture only a pintch of vermillion is able to do that it keeps the users mind cool.
Once BC Roy, the great CM of West Bengal before the commies took over, was working as a doctor when a patient standing in queue was pulled out by him and given emergency treatment. When other doctors asked how he knew that the patient was very ill, he replied that "the chandan tilak on his forehead was very dry. He was obviously suffering from a very high temperature".
3: Keeping choti at back of head- it works like an antenna , which increses sensitivity.
4: Palmistry (Jyotishastra) is based on movement of planet.Every planet has its own effect on human body .Our body contain 70-80% water, which reacts like sea water to amavsya and purnima due to Moon & generates high & low tide similarly other planets elliptical movement also effects sea water & our body in similar way.
5: Yog and Prayanam based most of birds and animals action and activities. Brammuhart me puja ya darshan ko sabase jyada mahavapurna mana kyoki niyamit yoga,prayanam,dhyan good for health,jaldi sona v jaldi jagna bhi
6:Ganga's water contains maximum oxygen among Indian subcontinent rivers and Ganga's water remains fresh for longer time. Many Mughal Bhadshah drunk only Ganga's water.it also contains BACTERIPHAGES .these are the microbes which kills bacteria,that is the reasion,if we keep even muddy water of ganga ,for years ,it will stay fersh and will contain all its puripying proprties in it Nadi ya sarovar sikke (coin) dale jate hai ? kyoki puratan kal me coin Tamba(copper ) or mixed metal ka banta tha. purane coin pani ko shudh hone me madad karta hai .From ancient time copper ke bartan ka pani pina pachan kriya ke liye achha hota hai,iron pots are good for cooking purpose and health . vo dhatuvigayan ke jankar the adikal se.
7:Pipal & Bard tree releases maximum oxygen among other trees. so we worship and protected
8:Cow fleash is hot so it's flesh is not suitable for human being. Cow gives us milk, calf,ox and bull . Its dunkcakes (gober) is used as fertiliser and many other use
cow ke gomutra ka aryurvedic dawai me bhi upyog hota hai , cow milk also best for newly born baby after mother's milk
9:Shivling & Yoni symbol of maximum pleasure. Worship the nature,shakti(kanya).
10:Varna Vvastha in its early stage was based on karm(work). Not by birth .
11:Tulsi,Neem etc is medicinal plant.
12:Ayurvedic medicines are made by part of plants and animals extract and it has no side effect on human body,or minimum.Few surgey also like kshar sutr for piles, bhagnder.etc
13:Yagya & Havan help to cleans the atomsphere.
14:Music&dance for pleasure and concentration.
15:Sanskrit -In this language the words is written as its is pronounced.It may be use as computer language because it is perfect as java
16:Fast, once in a weak,fortnightly or in a month is benefit for stomach & health.
17. a) Balayakal- upto age 25- play, learn, live in displine at gurukul or ashram.
b) Grasth- fr 25-50 enjoy the life ,live socially
c) Vanprasth- fr50-75get rid of social, family resopbility
d) Sanyas-fr 75 service of God and welfare of society
18. Charan shaparsh - bade ke prati adar,physical exercise and touch therapy.
19. Festival mostly based on starting or change of wheather -varshakal SAWAN mash , RAKSHABANDAN sheetakal DASHERA , DEEPAVALI on amavasya vasantritu MAKAR SANKRANT,POGAL,BIHU.LOHADI grishamkal HOLI,
20.Place of worship or mandir - ramnik ya pahad ke upar ke shthan ka chunav phir bhumipujan se pranpratitha tak bhajan v aradhana isase vahaka akarshan banta hai jisase vaha jane per man shanti v sukun milega, jo satkarm se badega v galatkarm se kamhogaher mandir ke sath a school ,anathalaya or hospital hona chahiye jisase vaha sewa ho isase satkarm hoga evam chande v dan ka sahi upyog .vaishnav devi ,tirupti balaji ,kedarnath dham etc yaha hajaro sal se ashakha rishi,muni,yogi tap,dhyan kiya iska parinam hai ki yesi jagah shprena se yatri jate evam shukun v shanti pate
21.Education - In Gurukul or ashram student away from home and parent ,so their concerntrate on study and activites .Like todays bording or hostal school
So in Hinduism these all & others are worshiped,preached so we will remain in contact with it & save it
Mere Pyaar Ki Umar Ho Itni Sanam
Tere Naam Se Shuru, Tere Naam Pe Khatam
Teri Khushi Se Hai, Khushi, Tere Gham Se Hai Gham,
Tere Naam Se Shuru, Tere Naam Pe Khatam
Mere Pyaar Ki...
Mere Sapne Gulaabi Neenden Ho Gayi Jawaan
Lo Aake Teri Baahon Mein, Ho, Lo Aake Teri Baahon Mein
Maein Kho Gayi Kahaan
Haazir Hai Jaan, Jaan-E-Man, Jaan Ki Qasam,
Tere Naam Se Shuru...
Bin Tere Ik Pal Bhi Mujhse Raha Nahin Jaye
Ye Door Door Rehna,
Ye Door Door Rehna, Ab Sahaa Nahin Jaye
Teri Pyaar Bhari Baahon Mein Hi Niklega Dam,
Tere Naam Se Shuru
Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
X asked, "Can you explain?"
Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife
decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"
Y said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
X asked, "Then what is your role?"
Y said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, Whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these"
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
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IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
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IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
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IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
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IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....you have to share.
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IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.
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IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
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IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
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1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favorite poem.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or loaf all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You may get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name-calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives, or by the life they were born into
12. Teach yourself to speak slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mother.
16. Say, "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self, Respect for others, Responsibility for all your actions.
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it
21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
22. Marry a person you love to talk to. As you get older, his/her conversational skills will be even more important.
23. Spend some time alone.
24. Open your arms to change but don't let go of your values.
25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
26. Read more books. Television is no substitute.
27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.
28. Trust in God but lock your car.
29. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. Do all you can to create a tranquil, harmonious home.
30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
31. Don't just listen to what someone is saying. Listen to why they are saying it.
32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
33. Be gentle with the earth.
34. Pray or meditate. There's immeasurable power in it.
35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
36. Mind your own business.
37. Don't trust anyone who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss.
38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. It is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
41. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
42. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
44. Live with the knowledge that your character is your destiny.
45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
Panchadhara bomma, bomma ... Pattuko vadhanakamma ..
Manchupoola komma komma, Muttuko Vadhanakamma ...
Chetine taakodhante, chenta ke raavodante, emavthanamma ....
Ninnu pondetanduke puttane Gumma ..
Nuvvu andakapothe vrudha ee Janma ..
Ninnu pondetanduke puttane Gumma ..
Nuvvu andakapothe vrudha ee Janma aa aa aa aa ..
puvvu paina cheyeste, kasiri nannu tittindhe ..
pasidi puvvu nuvvani pampindhe ...
Nuvvu raaku naa ventaaye, bhumi chuttu mullanta,
antu kunte mante vollantha ...
Theega paina cheyesthe, thitti nannu nettindhe
Merupu theega nuvvani pampindhe ..
Merupu venta urumanta, urumu venta varadanta ...
nee varada laaga maarenu muppanta ...
vardainaa varamani bharistanamma ...
munakaina sukamani vodestanamma ...
Ninnu pondetanduke puttane Gumma ..
Nuvvu andakapothe vrudha ee Janma aa aa aa aa aa ..
Gaali ninnu taakindi, nela ninnu taakindi
Nenu ninnu taakithe Tappa ...
Gaali oopirayyindi, Nela nannu nadipindi..
emitanta neeloni goppa ...
Velugu ninnu taakindi, Chinuku kuda taakindi,
Pakshapatamenduku naa paina ..
Velugu dhaari chupindi, Chinuku lala posindi,
vaatithoti polika neekela ...
Avi bratikunnappude Toduntaayamma ..
Nee chitilo thode nenosthanamma..
Ninnu pondetanduke puttane Gumma ..
Nuvvu andakapothe vrudha ee Janma aa aa aa aa aa ..
Song : Kanchiki pothava
Cast : Chandramohan , Sulakshana
Singers : SPB
Lyrics: Veturi
Music : KV Mahadevan
Movie : Subhodayam
Director : K Viswanadh
Year: 1980
Kanchi ki potava krishnamma
aa kanchi varthalemi krishnamma
kanchi lo unnadi bomma
adi bomma kadu muddu gumma
Tyagaraja keertanalle unnadi bomma
ragamedo teesinattu undamma
musi musi navvula puvvulu poosindi komma
muvva gopala muvva gopala
muvva gopala annattundamma
adugulla savallu kavamma
avi edadallo sandallu levamma
Rasaleela saginaka radha neevenamma
ratirela kanta nidura radamma
musirina cheekati mungita vechindi komma
muddu muripala muvva gopala
neevu ravela annatundamma
mansu dochukunna oyamma
nee manasu dachukoku bullemma
Kanchiki potava krishnamma ..... muddu muripala
aa kanchi vartalemi krishnamma ....muvva gopala
kanchi lo unnadi bomma
adi bomma kadu muddu gumma .... neevu ravela
Kanchiki..
Song : Sirimalle neeve
Cast : Ranganadh , Lakshmi
Singers : SPB
Lyrics : Veturi
Music : Rajan Nagendra
Movie : Panthulamma
Director: Singeetham Srinivasa Rao
Year : 1977
Pallavi
Sirimalle neeve virijallu kaave
varadalle raave valapante neeve
enellu theeve yeda meeti poove
Sirimalle neeve virijallu kaave
Charanam
yeladeti paata chelarege nalo
chelaregipove madhumasamalle
yelamaavithota palikindi nalo
palikinchukove madhikoyilalle
nee paluku naade
naa brathuku neede
Tholiputha navve vala devathalle
punnaga pule sannai paade
enellu theeve yeda meeti poove
Sirimalle neeve virijallu kaave
Charanam
Marumalle thota maraaku vese
maraaku vepe neeraka thone
nee paluku patai brathukina vela
bathikinchukove nee padamu naade
naa padamu neeve
naa bathuku neeve
anuragamalle sumageethamalle
nannallukove na illu neeve
enellu theeve yeda meeti poove
Sirimalle neeve virijallu kaave
This is for all those who works beyond 7PM :-) A must read.....worth spending time.....go on and enjoy!!
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This is a story of Parul and Rahul. Parul, a 25-year old workaholic who is working in a software firm. Parul came to office at 9 or 10 in the morning and left at 11 or 12 at night. Even on weekends she would come down to office. She had no social life, no friends. The only people she use to be with were her project mates. But there was no assurance that she would be having her lunch or tea with them. Basically she was all a loner. There was no love life in her life and she had no time for love. All her time was devoted to work
Rahul, use to be a workaholic like Parul 2 years back. But now things had changed. He was no more workaholic but still he use to stay in office. Office had become home for him.
One night while Parul was all alone and working at the office a mail popped up in her mailbox. The name of the sender was Rahul Mehra. She had not met him, never heard about him. Just out of curiosity she checked his mail. The content of the mail was
Hi Parul,
I see you every night sitting in the office till very late. Don't you have friends? Don't you feel like talking to your roommate?
You should not sit very late in the office. this is a genuine advice from me.
Thanks,
Rahul Mehra
After reading the mail, Parul was very angry on the sender. She simply deleted the mail and said to herself "who is he to give me any advice?". She again got back to her work.
After that night, every night Rahul would keep sending her mails and Parul would simply delete them without even reading the content of the mail. But one fine night the subject line attracted her and she had to open the mail. The subject line of the mail was "Hi Gorgeous"
Hi Gorgeous,
Yes today you are looking very gorgeous in this red saree. I know you don't read my mails as you don't like the advices I give you.
So today I wont give you any advice, I will just say that I am love with you. You know you are very beautiful and if you take care of yourself many men will fall in love with you.
I am sure someday you will also fall in love with me. And then we will go out for a date.
Oh before I end the mail I must tell you that the best thing about is that smile. Or is it those intense which needs some sleep at the moment.
Take care dear.
Love you.
Rahul Mehra.
After reading the mail she was shocked. A person she had never met, never seen, never spoke to was saying that he was in love with her. She started thinking was this always in his mind. How did he get her id? Where had he seen her? Many questions like this came in her mind. Finally she thought of giving a warning and replied to his mail.
Hi Rahul,
I don't want to spoil your career but if you don't stop sending me mails I will raise an ASHI against you.
Thanks and Regards,
Parul Jain
After this mail, the mails from Rahul stopped coming in Parul's inbox. She thought that finally Rahul has got scared and wont be mailing her again. After several nights, Parul was resting on her chair and her eyes closed. When she opened her eyes she saw Rahul's mail in her mailbox.
Hi Gorgeous,
With your closed eyes you were dreaming about me, right? Oh sorry for not sending any mails in the last few days.
I was a little busy. I am sure you would have missed me a lot.
One more thing before I forget I want to say that I am not scared of ASHI. An ASHI cant be a reason to stop loving you.
Love you.
Rahul Mehra
Parul was twisting her hair and putting them behind her ears. At that moment itself another mail came from Rahul,
Now stop playing with your hair and leave the office. it is very late.
Love.
Rahul Mehra
Parul was shocked as to how did this person know what she was doing on her desk. She got up to check whether anyone was there in her floor but could find only empty cubicles. She thought maybe he made a wild guess and decided to leave the office. before leaving she saw another mail from Rahul.
Hi Parul,
Searching for me??? You have started falling in love with me. :)
Love you.
Rahul Mehra
Parul was shocked and scared to hell. She simply switched off her machine and ran outside the office. in the next few days she would not open any mails sent by Rahul. One night a mail with subject line "Don't be scared of me" came to her mailbox. First she thought to ignore the mail then she thought lets see what has Rahul written this time.
Hi Parul,
Don't be scared of me. I can say that you are scared of me because of the way you ran out from the office the last time you read my mail.
I know few minutes back you had gone to have coffee. You are thinking how I know this because I can feel you around me.
Only once you also start feeling me you will know that I am near to you. Very near. Just sitting next to you.
I will wait for the night when you start having the same feelings for me.
Will always love you.
Rahul Mehra
Now Parul started thinking was Rahul really in love with her? What he was saying was it true? But how could he know so much about her? How could he say what she was doing and what not? Parul thought lets give a try and see whether Rahul is always in love with her or not. From that night she also started replying to his mail.
Hi Parul,
Do you feel bad if I call you gorgeous?
Love you.
Rahul Mehra
Parul's reply:
Yes Rahul. I don't like this word.
You can address me as Parul, isn't it short and simple. and I love my name a lot.
Thanks and Regards,
Parul Jain
Rahul's reply:
Point noted Parul. But when I am happy, excited I would call you with some special name at that time.
Tomorrow you have your certification so all the best for that.
Love you.
Rahul Mehra
Parul was again shocked as to how does he know about her certification. She had never told him. She replied
Rahul,
Who is the person who is giving you details about me? I had not told you about my certification how do you know it?
Thanks and regards,
Parul Jain
Rahul replied back to her
I know it because I in front of you. Cant you see me? Cant you feel me close to you?
I also know that after 3 days you have your appraisal. Now this you have not told anyone. Just your PM knows about it.
Do you think your PM will give me all these details?
Love you.
Rahul Mehra
Parul not sure of the answer. She knew her PM would not have told Rahul all this but how did Rahul know so much about her was a mystery for her. Finally she thought she will talk to her PM, Rohan.
Next day, she went to her PM's desk. "Hi Rohan. I wanted to ask you something".
Rohan:- "Sure Parul. Are having any issues?"
Parul:- "No. actually I wanted to know about a person named Rahul Mehra."
Rohan was shocked on hearing that name. PM:- "How did you come across this name. has anyone told you about him?"
Parul:- "No one has said anything to me about him. Few days back he started sending me e-mails. First I ignored but then he would give such details which I did just few minutes back. He even knows my appraisal date."
Rohan:- "Are you sure you got mails from Rahul Mehra only?"
Parul:- "Yes very much. But why do you looked shock?"
Rohan:- "Because Rahul Mehra died 2 years back. He use to sit at the same place where you are sitting. How can a dead person send mails to you."
Parul was shocked. She didn't know how to react to this.
Rohan:- "If you don't believe me then you can try finding his name in the telephone directory. Maybe someone told you about him and because of work stress you started imagining that he is sending you mails."
Parul:- "I am not imagining anything. He has really send me a mail. I can show you in my mailbox."
Rohan:- "Okay Parul I believe you but still I think you should take a break and go home."
Parul was still in shock with the news she got from Rohan. She just did a search on telephone directory for a name with Rahul Mehra and page returned no records. She again checked the mail id and employee number details. She did a search many times that day by putting various combinations but the search page displayed the same message "No matches found for the given search criteria". She could not believe that someone could hack the system and send mails to her from an non-existing id. She attached the mails sent by Rahul and sent it to Rohan as a proof that she was not dreaming.
On seeing the attached mails even Rohan was in shock. He came to Parul's desk. Rohan:- "I think by mistake his id has not been deleted and someone who knows about it is playing with it."
Parul:- "But I checked the details on telephone directory there are no records available for this id."
Rohan:- "Talk to the CCD people and see what they have to say."
She called up the CCD people. They took control over her system and looked at the mail sent by Rahul Mehra. The mail was sent from the from the same computer which Parul was using. The time stamp at which the mails were sent Parul had logged in. Also there was no evidence that a remote desktop connection was made or mail was sent through web mail. Even the CCD people were clueless as to how a mail has been sent from a non-existing id and from Parul's system itself. There were no viruses or torjans or any other kind of threats on Parul's system. Her anti-virus was upto date. The whole day was gone in finding a loophole as to how did Parul get such a mail in her mailbox. Parul was tierd from the day's happening and so she decided to leave early from the office that day.
The next day when Parul came back, she saw a mail from Rahul Mehra. She didn't know whether she should delete that mail or read that mail. She was scared to open the mail. Somehow she gained some courage and opened the mail. The context of the mail was:-
Hi Parul,
Good to see that you left the office early tonight. I know Rohan told you about my death.
I was also a workaholic like you. I would sit late in the office, even when no one was around me.
I just being at office. I had no friends, no social life. Even on weekends I would use to come to office.
I missed all the fun in my life. Even my death happened at office while I was working.
My dead body was found by the house keeping guy and the security guard at the reception.
I took a lot of work stress which my conscious mind could not bear that day. I ignored all the health problems I was having.
And finally on that night (20. 10. 07, 11:24 PM) all these reasons became responsible for my death.
Now you know why I am not scared of ASHI.
But yes if I was alive then also I wont be scared of ASHI because I have really fallen in love with you but we cant be together until your death.
Now the choice is yours whether you will kill yourself on your own or whether I need to do the honors.
Waiting for your death. Love you always.
Rahul Mehra
Some love stories have ghost in it...
I told GOD: Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever...!
GOD said: But for 4 days only....!
I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.
GOD said: 3 days.
I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
GOD said: No, 2 days!
I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).
GOD said: No, just 1 day!
I said: Yes!
GOD asked: Which day?
I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!
GOD laughed, and said: All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day!
Send this to your friends and bless them with good health and happiness...
Pass on the warmth despite the ever-changing weather...
P.S. GOD said Good friends must keep in contact!
During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:
Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "Confessions" , if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know .
"Moral: There are more important things in life than Work and General Knowledge."
tere chehre se nazar hat ti nahi ham kya kare
hmm hmm....
tere chehre se nazar hat ti nahi ham kya kare - 2
ham toh deewane ho gaye hain sanam kya ham kare
tere chehre se nazar hat ti nahi ham kya kare - 2
yeh nazar jis hasi talash mein thi
teri aankhon mein woh mohabbat hain
jaane kyon jindagi se bhi jyada
aaj hamko teri jaroorat hain
ham se yeh baat sanam chupti nahi kya ham kare - 2
ham toh deewane ho gaye hain sanam kya ham kare
tere chehre se nazar hat ti nahi ham kya kare - 2
itni najdik aaj aa jaao duriyo ka koi nishan na rahe
ham ko mil jaay bas wafa teri phir meri jaan chahe jaan na rahe
dil hain betaab kasak mit ti nahi kya ham kare - 2
ham toh deewane ho gaye hain sanam kya ham kare
tere chehre se nazar hat ti nahi ham kya kare - 2
la la la ...
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China.
They go with a White House office to examine the fence..
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
Scientific Prevention of Swine Flue using Household Products
1. Inhale Clove Oil (Lavang) For 1 Second.
2. Chew 1 Clove In a Day
3. Eat Raw Garlic (Lasun), Onion, Ginger (Aale) (1 to 5gm)
4. Drink Hot Milk With 2gm of Turmeric
5. Consume Plenty Of Vit C Fruits-Lemon/Avala
6. Eat 8 to 6 leaves of Tulsi empty Stomach Twice a day
7. Burn Camphor oil in your room, office a slight camphor oil all the time which keeps different air bone diseases away.
Kindly pass it on to all those; whom you want to see healthy.
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant in America. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!"
Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs, so they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant.
The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude.
He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was always here, telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, "I don't get it! No one can be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"
Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, I have two choices today. I can choose to be in a good mood or I can choose to be in a bad mood. I always choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I always choose to learn from it.
Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I always choose the positive side of life."
"But it's not always that easy," I protested. "Yes, it is," Jerry
said."Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. It's your choice how you live your life."
Several years later, I heard that Jerry accidentally did something you are never supposed to do in the restaurant business: left the back door of his restaurant open one morning and was robbed by three armed men.
While trying to open the safe, his hand, shaking from nervousness
slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him. Luckily, Jerry was found quickly and rushed to the hospital. After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.
I saw Jerry about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Want to see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place. "The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door,"Jerry plied. "Then, after they shot me, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or choose to die. I chose to live."
But "Weren't you scared?" I asked. Jerry continued, "The
paramedics were great. They kept telling me. I was going to be fine.
But when they wheeled me into the Emergency Room and I saw the ex-pressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.
In their eyes, I read 'He's a dead man.' I knew I needed to take
action." "What did you do?" I asked. "Well, there was a big nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything."
'Yes,' I replied. The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Bullets!'Over their laughter,I told them,'I am choosing to live Please operate on me as if I am alive, not dead'." Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his
doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day you have the choice to either enjoy your life or to hate it.
The only thing that is truly yours that no one can control or take from
you-is your attitude, so if you can take care of that, everything else
inlife becomes much easier.
Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During
some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the
other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without
saying anything, wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE."
They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take
a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started
drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near
drowning, he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE."
The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I
hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?" The
other friend replied: "When someone hurts us we should write it down in
sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does
something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever
erase it."
LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE
YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.
The phone costs $399. To order this phone, you should register with Android Market as a developer. This registration costs $25. In this market site, you can download both Paid and Free applications for Android mobile.
Here are the photos of my Open Source Android phone, powered by mighty Linux Kernel.
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CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,
that's Confidence
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TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,
he laughs......because he knows you will catch him;
that's Trust
***
HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that's Hope
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2008.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!
I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates has shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "Bill Gates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...
No Thanks & No Regards Whatsoever,
A Totally Frustrated Software Engineer
A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot... The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers..... .....
.
.
"That little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's high on cocaine!"
Friendship between women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer
who used to develop programs on his Pentium
machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a
river. He used to earn his bread by selling those
programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine
tumbled off the table and fell in the river.
Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his
childhood
( the woodcutter and the axe )
He started praying to the River Goddess. The
River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared
only after one month of rigorous prayers. The
engineer told her that he had lost his computer
in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.
She showed him a match box and asked, "
Is this your computer ?
" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer
awareness, the engineer replied, " No."
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and
asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said "
No, not at all !!"
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine
and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and
said "Yes."
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She
was about to give him all three items, but before
she could make the offer, the engineer asked her,
"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me
some better computers before bringing up my own?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I
know that, you stupid donkey! The first two
things I showed you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So
saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
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Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology
trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and
let people think you're a genius than to open
your mouth and remove all doubt.
Movie : Deepavali
Singer : Vijay Yesudas
Music : Yuvan shankar Raja.
Kadhal vaithu kadhal vaithu kaathuirunthen
kaatril unthan kural mattum kettuirunthen
sirithaal thisai arinthen
nadanthaal thisaai arinthen
kadhal enum kadalukku naan vizhunthen
karainil vantha pinbum naan mithayenthean
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
Kadhal vaithu kadhal vaithu kaathuirunthen
kaatril unthan kural mattum kettuirunthen
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
Devathaikathai ketta podhu ellam
nijam endru nenaikavillai
nearil unnaiye partha pinbu naan
nambivitten marukavillai
adikaalai vidiyvathu ellam
unnai parthaen mayakathil thaan
andhi maalai maravathu ellam
unnai partha thoorathil thaan
Kadhal vaithu kadhal vaithu kaathuirunthen
kaatril unthan kural mattum kettuirunthen
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
unnai kanda naal olivattam poal
ullukullae suzhaluthadi
unnaidithil naan pesiyathu ellam
Uyirukkul Olikuthudi
kadalodu pesavaithaai
kadigaram veesavaithaai
mazhaiodu kulikavaithaai
veyil kuda rasikavaithaai
Kadhal vaithu kadhal vaithu kaathuirunthen
kaatril unthan kural mattum kettuirunthen
sirithaal thisai arinthen
nadanthaal thisaai arinthen
kadhal enum kadalukkul naan vizhunthen
karainil vantha pinbum naan mithayenthean
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father....
With painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful & lovely life....
Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in today's world is that,
" People are used and things are loved "
Sometimes we have to let go,
just to be sure that
there is something
there worth holding on to.
~ Unknown.
I drop a comment to take up the tag thing from one of fellow bloggie Shalini. I luv her "Monday Morning Inspirations episode".
So back to the tagging thing.. Here are the Rules
Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag ten people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.
1. What is your name : Dhanjay
2. A four Letter Word : Dear
3. A boy's Name : Dhruv
4. A girl's Name : Daisy
5. An occupation : Doctor,Dancer,Director.. but my choice Designer :)
6. A color : Daffodil yellow
7. Something you'll wear : Denim Jeans
8. A food: Donuts :)
9. Something found in the bathroom: Door
10. A place: Dehradun
11. A reason for being late : Drunkenness
12. Something you'd shout : Deaf & Dumb saala :)
13. A movie title : Desperado
14. Something you drink : Dr Pepper's
15. A musical group : Dragon Force (google search)
16. An animal : Dinosaur
17. A street name : Disney St
18. A type of motor : Dodge Car
19. The title of a song : Dangerous (Michael Jackson)
I would luv to tag all of you guys, please post a comment to start with. :)
XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed..................................5 more mins passed.
Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting
heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While
moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are layed off & all their
belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this
approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in
thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice
career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.
shaDjamaM bhavati vEdaM
paMchamaM bhavati naadaM
Sruti SikharE nigamaharE swaralaharE
It means if u treat Sa like Vedam and Pa like rythm then using the correct sruti you can create a Swaralahari
