Fun time

Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network
Follows."

Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.