Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later,
Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.



"Someone has stolen our tent".