Shayari ++

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein no more disk space...
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Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down...
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Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya mailbox, kya e-mail...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon...
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Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not found!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read only hain...
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Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya...