SMS Jokes

Sardar: saala, kal raat 3 ghanta Angrezi picture ki CD dekha. Na koi scene dikha na awaaz sunaai diya.
Friend: Movie ka naam kya tha?
Sardar: "NO DISC INSERTED".

Q: Why don't the Income Tax people ever raid Mallika Sherawat's home?
A: She has no hidden assets!

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife!!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead. Should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.

A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guys says, "thanks for the warning!!"

Q: What's the difference between data & information?
A: 362436 = Data whereas 36-24-36 = Information!!