A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During
some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the
other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without
saying anything, wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE."
They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take
a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started
drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near
drowning, he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE."
The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I
hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?" The
other friend replied: "When someone hurts us we should write it down in
sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does
something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever
erase it."
LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE
YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.
The phone costs $399. To order this phone, you should register with Android Market as a developer. This registration costs $25. In this market site, you can download both Paid and Free applications for Android mobile.
Here are the photos of my Open Source Android phone, powered by mighty Linux Kernel.
***
CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,
that's Confidence
***
TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,
he laughs......because he knows you will catch him;
that's Trust
***
HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that's Hope
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2008.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!
I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates has shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "Bill Gates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...
No Thanks & No Regards Whatsoever,
A Totally Frustrated Software Engineer
A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot... The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers..... .....
.
.
"That little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's high on cocaine!"
Friendship between women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer
who used to develop programs on his Pentium
machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a
river. He used to earn his bread by selling those
programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine
tumbled off the table and fell in the river.
Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his
childhood
( the woodcutter and the axe )
He started praying to the River Goddess. The
River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared
only after one month of rigorous prayers. The
engineer told her that he had lost his computer
in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.
She showed him a match box and asked, "
Is this your computer ?
" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer
awareness, the engineer replied, " No."
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and
asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said "
No, not at all !!"
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine
and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and
said "Yes."
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She
was about to give him all three items, but before
she could make the offer, the engineer asked her,
"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me
some better computers before bringing up my own?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I
know that, you stupid donkey! The first two
things I showed you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So
saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
********
Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology
trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and
let people think you're a genius than to open
your mouth and remove all doubt.
Movie : Deepavali
Singer : Vijay Yesudas
Music : Yuvan shankar Raja.
Kadhal vaithu kadhal vaithu kaathuirunthen
kaatril unthan kural mattum kettuirunthen
sirithaal thisai arinthen
nadanthaal thisaai arinthen
kadhal enum kadalukku naan vizhunthen
karainil vantha pinbum naan mithayenthean
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
Kadhal vaithu kadhal vaithu kaathuirunthen
kaatril unthan kural mattum kettuirunthen
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
Devathaikathai ketta podhu ellam
nijam endru nenaikavillai
nearil unnaiye partha pinbu naan
nambivitten marukavillai
adikaalai vidiyvathu ellam
unnai parthaen mayakathil thaan
andhi maalai maravathu ellam
unnai partha thoorathil thaan
Kadhal vaithu kadhal vaithu kaathuirunthen
kaatril unthan kural mattum kettuirunthen
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
unnai kanda naal olivattam poal
ullukullae suzhaluthadi
unnaidithil naan pesiyathu ellam
Uyirukkul Olikuthudi
kadalodu pesavaithaai
kadigaram veesavaithaai
mazhaiodu kulikavaithaai
veyil kuda rasikavaithaai
Kadhal vaithu kadhal vaithu kaathuirunthen
kaatril unthan kural mattum kettuirunthen
sirithaal thisai arinthen
nadanthaal thisaai arinthen
kadhal enum kadalukkul naan vizhunthen
karainil vantha pinbum naan mithayenthean
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
asainthaal anbe asainthen
azhaga ayoo tholainthen
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father....
With painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful & lovely life....
Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in today's world is that,
" People are used and things are loved "
Sometimes we have to let go,
just to be sure that
there is something
there worth holding on to.
~ Unknown.
I drop a comment to take up the tag thing from one of fellow bloggie Shalini. I luv her "Monday Morning Inspirations episode".
So back to the tagging thing.. Here are the Rules
Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag ten people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.
1. What is your name : Dhanjay
2. A four Letter Word : Dear
3. A boy's Name : Dhruv
4. A girl's Name : Daisy
5. An occupation : Doctor,Dancer,Director.. but my choice Designer :)
6. A color : Daffodil yellow
7. Something you'll wear : Denim Jeans
8. A food: Donuts :)
9. Something found in the bathroom: Door
10. A place: Dehradun
11. A reason for being late : Drunkenness
12. Something you'd shout : Deaf & Dumb saala :)
13. A movie title : Desperado
14. Something you drink : Dr Pepper's
15. A musical group : Dragon Force (google search)
16. An animal : Dinosaur
17. A street name : Disney St
18. A type of motor : Dodge Car
19. The title of a song : Dangerous (Michael Jackson)
I would luv to tag all of you guys, please post a comment to start with. :)
XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed..................................5 more mins passed.
Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting
heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While
moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are layed off & all their
belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this
approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in
thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice
career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.
shaDjamaM bhavati vEdaM
paMchamaM bhavati naadaM
Sruti SikharE nigamaharE swaralaharE
It means if u treat Sa like Vedam and Pa like rythm then using the correct sruti you can create a Swaralahari
Singers : Sonu and Shreya
dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se, dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se
dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se
chandni rehti hai jahaan pe
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
neend chupti hain jahaan pe, neend chupti hain jahaan pe
neend chupti hain jahaan pe
khwaab sajte hain jahaan pe
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
phool, titli aur kaliyaan, ho gaye tumse khafa
hoo Phool, titli aur kaliyaan, ho gaye tumse khafa
chhen li joh tumne inse, pyaar ki har ek ada
pyaar ki har ek ada
Rang banta hain jahaan pe, rang banta hain jahaan pe
rang banta hain jahaan pe
roop milta hain jahaan se
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
mere dilke chor ho tum, kiya tumhe ehsaas hai
haan Mere dilke chor ho tum, kiya tumhe ehsaas hai
ishq tha duniya mein jitna, sab tumhare paas hai
sab tumhare paas hai
hey deewanapan jahaan pe, hey deewanapan jahan pe
hey deewanapan jahan pe
bante hain ashiq jahaan pe
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se, dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se
dhoop nikalti hai jahaan se
chandni rehti hai jahaan pe
khabar yeh ayi hai wahaan se
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
koi tumsa nahin, oh koi tumsa nahin
వాసంత సమీరం లా
నునువెచ్చని గ్రీష్మం లా
సారంగ సరాగం లా
అరవిచ్చిన లాస్యం లా
ఒక శ్రావణ మేఘం లా
ఒక శ్రావణ మేఘం లా
శరత్చంద్రికల కల లా..
హేమంత తుషారం లా
నవ శిశిర తరంగం లా
కాలం.. జాలం.. లయలొ కలల అలల సవ్వడి లొ
కాలం.. జాలం.. లయలొ కలల అలల సవ్వడి లో
సాగే జీవన గానం అణువణువున ఋతురాగం
సాగే జీవన గానం అణువణువున ఋతురాగం
Title: Nenani Neevani
Singer: Shwetha Prasad
Movie: Kotha Bangaru Lokam
♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥
Pallavi:-
(Nenani Neevani verugaa lemani
Cheppina vinara okkaraina..aa..aa..
Nenu Ni Needaani
Nuvvu Naa nijamani..
Oppukogalara Yepudainaa...aa..aa..
Reppavenakaala Swapnam
Ippudethuraiye Sathyam
Thelusthey...ee..
Antukogalathaa megam
Kotha Bangaaru Lokam
Pilusthey...ee..)
Sa Sa ni..
Modati saari
Madini Cheri
Nidara lepina udayamaa..
VayasulOni pasitanaanni
palakarinche pranayamaa
Mari Kottagaa..
Maro Puttukaa..
Anetattugaa..
Ithi Nee.. Maa..yee..naa..
Pallavi (1 x)
Sa Li Re Sa Li Ro...
Padamu naadi Paruvu needi
Pradhamuvaira priyatamaa
Thagavunaadi theguvaneedi
Geluchuko PurushOttama..
Nuvve daarigaa ninne cheragaa..
EtUchoodakaa Venuventee raanaa..
Pallavi (1 x)
Sa Sa ni..
♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥…♪…♥
