Movie Name: Nee Sneham (2002)
Singer: Usha
Music Director: Patnaik RP
Lyrics: Siri Vennela Sitarama Sastry
Year: 2002
Producer: Raju MS
Director: Paruchuri Murali
Actors: Arti Agarwal, Uday Kiran


chinuku taDiki chiguru toDugu puvvammaa
evari kanula chilipi kalavu nuvvammaa
muvvale manasupaDu paadamaa
oohale uliki paDu praayamaa
hindOLamlaa saagE andaala selayEramma
aamani madhuvanamaa aa aamani madhuvanamaa
chinuku taDiki chiguru toDugu puvvammaa
evari kanula chilipi kalavu nuvvammaa

sarigasaa sarigasaa rigamadani sarigasaa sarigasaa nidama dani
saasa nini daada maama gamadanirisa gaa
ninidaga ninidaga ninidaga ninidaga sagamaga sanidani mada nisa nisa gasa gaa
pasiDi vEkuvalu panDu vennelalu pasitanaalu paruvaala velluvalu
kalipi ninnu malichaaDo Emo brahma
pachchanaina vari chEla sampadalu achcha telugu muripaala sangatulu
kaLLa mundu nilipaave muddugummaa
paala kaDali keraTaala vanTi nii lEta aDugu tana yadanu meeTi nElamma pongenammaa
aaa aagani sambaramaa aa aagani sambaramaa

sagamagaa risa sanidamaga saga sagamagaa risa sanidamaga
sagasa magasa gamada nidama gamadanisaa
sanisa sanisa nisa nisa nisa gama risa
sanisa sanisa nisa nisa nisa gama risa
gaaga neeni gaga neeni daga niga sapaa
varamulanni ninu venTa beTTukoni evari inTa deepaalu peTTamani
aDugutunavE kundanaala bomma
sirula raaNi nI chEyi paTTi Sree hariga maarunani raasipeTTi
yE varuni jaatakam vEchi unnadammaa
annamayya SRungaara keertanala varNanalaku aakaaramaina bangaaru chilakavammaa
aa raamuni suma Seramaa aa raamuni suma Seramaa

MANAGEMENT DECISIONS (pls forgive the use of names of live people without which the joke would not be as funny)

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an Auto Rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made;
and should not be just based on opinion or preconceived notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
1. PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly.
2. Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND" and he too passes.
3. It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).
1. PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
2. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
3. Laloo is asked to write* "CHINTI BOLE......."* Tough one.
He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history.

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
1. PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?".He
replied "1947" and passed.
2. Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?" He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
3. It's Laloo's turn now.Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the independence struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

*Moral of the story :
**IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.**